An old man was out walking down a path along a creek when a frog jumps out in front of him. The old man looks down and says "you're a brave little frog" and the frog spoke and said,"I'm a special frog and if you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess". Well the old man bends over and picks the frog up and puts him in his pocket. The frogs yells "hey, did you here what I said. If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess". The old man says"at my age I'd be just as happy with a talking frog"!
