Dave and his buddies were hanging
> out and planning an
> upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them
> that he couldn't go this time because his wife
> wouldn't let
> him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed
> home frustrated.
>
>
>
> The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the
> lake
> they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on
> the
> dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer.
>
>
>
> His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into
> letting you go Dave?"
>
>
>
> Dave replied. Last night I came home and slumped down in my
> chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I
> wanted to go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind
> me
> and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I
> peeled her
> hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
> through
> negligee and she said, Carry me into the bedroom and tie
> me
> to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......
>
>
>
> SO I DID AND HERE I AM!
