While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband
and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and
twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I
sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a
bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never
get it all in one.'
He's still
in intensive care.